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Monster Security Services

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Monsters under the bed? Hire Monster Security Services; your own personal monster who, for a small negotiable fee, will keep the underneath of your bed free from those unwanted guests. No money? No problem. A sock here and a spoon there should cover it. But, when your parents starts complaining about the sock monster who must have taken up residence in their dryer… it’s best to keep the contract details to yourself.

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